Monday, March 05, 2007

The Official Britney Spears Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER  :

Hi, this site is all about Britney Spears, REAL BRITNEY SPEARS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Sean and I can't stop thinking about Britney Spears.  This chick is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1.    Britney Spears is a mammal .

2.    Britney Spears fights ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Britney Speakrs is to flip out and kill people.

Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants!  Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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