Tuesday, December 19, 2006

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For those who don’t know – though an oddly large number do – when I was 12-years-old I wrote a 50 page long dirty story and titled it “Rosewood Beach.” These days, based on its content and (underground) notoriety I call it The Porn. I cast Christie Brinkley and Tom Cruise in the roles of my two lead characters, teenagers I named Jenny Wilkinson and Mark Brolin. The jist of the story was that Jenny spends the 50 odd pages trapsing around her suburban town and having the kind of sex that only a 12-year-old could conceive of, e.g.: I use phrases like “wildly, violently humping,” and “violent frenching.” Words like ‘weiner’ and ‘boobs’ appear over and over again, as does the song “Ice, Ice Baby” – the consistent soundtrack for sexual encounters in my pre-pubescent mind

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