Thursday, November 16, 2006

things i know for sure: "A Banner Day"*:

On to the MTV interview. I am, after being kept waiting for more minutes than I wish to recount, led into the fabulous office of a fabulous woman and her equally fabulous underling. I can't stop thinking about what a great outfit she has on. The duties of administrative assistant are explained to me very carefully, as if I will be taking apart highly explosive devices right there on the floor of her office, and when asked about my background, I explain (in my now day-job rehearsed way) that I am an actor (along with being a TOP NOTCH administrative assistant) to which her underling replies;

"Well, we have plenty of would-be actors here, I'm afraid that position is FILLED!"

I do not think that I will be taking that job.


3:06 AM