Friday, September 23, 2005

Turkish film: Captain America and the Mexican Wrestler Vs. Spider-Man:

So for those of you keeping score Spider-Man has done the following so far:

Killed a woman with a boat propeller to the face

Jumped out of a makeshift tee-pee and stabbed some guy in the mafia

Strangled a nude woman to death in the shower

Commanded a squad of guinea pigs to eat some poor bastard's face

3:02 PM