Missive from my wife in the Ukraine:
''And then, Oleg was fucking me from behind while Evalina sucked my tits. My mouth being free, I asked, 'What is it like, being the first generation not raised under communist rule?' Between thrusts Oleg told me, 'It is hard, but we are learning. I would like to have a car some day.'''
It's going to be a hell of a book, if you ask me.