Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross - Gawker:
Some guy has been impersonating David Cross, and he writes in to Gawker with a way to verify you're getting The Real Deal:
But here’s how you can instantly tell whether or not it’s me - ask to see my tattoo. It’s on my right arm/shoulder and it’s an intricate depiction of a Max Fleisher-esque smiling pig standing upright and serving you his own ribs straight from his open chest (because let’s be honest, I love bar-b-que). There is a pool of blood and entrails by his feet and in a bit of pure tattoo genius, the pig has his own tattoo of the Kosher “k” in a yellow star on his shoulder. If this guy won’t show that to you or he doesn’t have that tattoo, call him on his shit and humiliate him in front of everybody.
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